Saudi Scientists Promote Women to ’Mammals’!

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A mock story is going viral about scholars from Saudi Arabia making a "surprising" and unprecedented discovery that women are in fact mammals and therefore should have "equal rights" with animals.

In further details, the Journal de Mourréal portal "reported" that a Saudi panel of "scientists" concluded that women aren't just household items as it was previously thought in the Kingdom, but are mammals and therefore should have the same rights as camels and goats.

What a "historic" social discovery on behalf of Saudi "scientists": women are indeed a little better than a sofa or kitchen utensils and should be granted the same rights as other mammal species, except humans of course.

As weird as it might seem, the verdict of the Saudi panel of "scientists" is "a great leap forward for women's rights in Saudi Arabia," womens' rights activist Jane Austin said.

"This verdict shows the incredible progress the women's rights movement has made in the past 50 years," Austin said, but then added that women are still not considered "human."

The decision, however, didn't reportedly find much support among Saudi religious authorities and some of the Kingdom's political elites.

Source: News Agencies, Edited by website team